Clarification on Sawing Machine Operator Job Posting

Details

• Position
  Associate Producer
• Start Date
  Oct 23, 2025 — Sep 12, 2035
• Location
  United States (Travel Required)
• Rate
  This is a paid position. Rate is 5000/month

Job Description

Attention Hiring Managers and Production Supervisors,

A recent external job advertisement for a Sawing Machine Operator contained an accidental, unconventional reference to the term "Sprunki"

We wish to assure all internal stakeholders and potential candidates that Dicki, Kunde and Lynch and Sons maintains the highest professional standards in all our fabrication and operational roles.

A newly required safety protocol.

A proprietary machine model.

Any required knowledge of viral internet horror games.

The Sawing Machine Operator role remains focused on the precision cutting of metal and composite materials. We seek highly skilled professionals capable of producing parts that meet our rigorous standards for quality and structural integrity, ensuring absolute accuracy where success is not a "game."

We are currently reviewing the copy on all job boards to ensure future postings are free of all unexpected viral phenomena.

Thank you for your cooperation.

—Dicki, Kunde and Lynch and Sons Talent Acquisition Team