Angela Yang loves sex. She loves it so much she needs to make baseball cards of her lovers to help her remember who she's slept with. She doesn't think twice about her lifestyle until she finds out that she's pregnant. Her gay best friend, Gabriel Lugo, tells her to "take care of it," but her conservative sister, Juliet, persuades Angela to get married to the baby's father and lead a "normal" life like her. Angela listens to her sister, chooses to keep the baby, and goes on a quest to find the identity of the father by any means necessary. She revisits her recent sexual conquests most likely to have impregnated her: 5-Second-Guy, Mystery Man, Nice-But-Boring-Guy, Mr. Hottie, and BFF. She finds creative ways to obtain each of their DNA samples in the hope of identifying the dad and ultimately marrying him. During the search, she gets to know one of the possible fathers, Jefferson Lee aka Mystery Man, and quickly realizes that he can give her the fairytale life she wants. As they grow closer, each discovers they both have secrets they're hiding from each other.